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Klamath Police arrest two men in stabbing case

By Jennifer Seeker

July 4, 2008


KLAMATH FALLS, Ore. -- Two men are in custody and police are searching for a third after what's being called a random attack in Klamath Falls.


The three men are accused of stabbing a California man visiting the area at a gas station last Thursday night. Police say it appears the suspects didn't know their victim.


Wesley Lobdell and Michael Mcdonald were taken into custody after 3 a.m. Friday morning. They are being held in the Klamath County Jail on assault charges. Lobdell is also charged with conspiracy to commit attempted murder.


Police are asking for help in locating the third suspect, 31-year-old Daniel Lunsford of Klamath Falls. Anyone with information is asked to contact 911 or the Klamath Falls police anonymous tip line 541-883-5334.



Here's some video of the story.
The local business ad at the beginning is golden.

I can't tell you anything about Wes Lobdell other than I know who he is and that he's naughty.

Mike McDonald was really mean to me in Jr. High, but then he was really nice to me in high school. He dropped out when we were sophomores and he and some buddies acted like they were Crips. Seriously! They listened to Crip music (this was right before Snoop and Dre dropped) and they wore blue. And they talked about drive by shootings. In Klamath Falls, a drive by shooting is generally when you get drunk and take your truck out into the (more) rural areas and shoot deer from your truck. Many of my dad's clients get arrested for this as it is considered poaching. In 1993, I do not think there were any Crip vs. Blood shootings, but the Klam can and will get violent.

Danny Lundsford came to Riverside Elementary when I was in fifth grade. He was a pretty good looking kid, and Garyn M. immediately got a crush on him. This was supposed to make her boyfriend Jason D. upset, but as far as I could tell, he didn't give a fuck. I was glad because I wanted to marry Jason D. (turned out to be a meth head, dodged that bullet). Actually, that's too bad about Jason D. because he was a funny guy. Anyway, Jason D. and Garyn M. broke up for a while and she kissed Danny with her tongue. This was scandalous because he was a fourth grader. I don't know about you guys, but when I was in fifth grade, the fourth grade boys were just totally too young for me. Danny and Garyn M. didn't last long. I don't think that relationship could withstand the May-December aspect.

In other news, <lj user="gilbertbee>, I found out via Facebook that Krusty Ragginit is married. I did not bother to friend her to find out the disgusting details because I do not need to travel down that road any time soon. Oh, Marilee has a Facebook too. Also not added to my list. Juan B. wont add me back, so he can go fuck himself. He was always an insufferable snob anyway.

10:45PM - The cops need to take my nonemergency a little more seriously

I can't understand why my backyard neighbors can't be like everyone else in the hood and stand in the middle of the street to fire off their illegal fireworks. Why do they have to sit in their backyard and let the NINE year old haphazardly send a roman candle into my house with some of the sparks coming through the window? If, in the morning, there is even a mark on the house, heads will roll.

11:34AM - What concerns me of late

Last night I was bored and flipping through the myriad Christian channels on the TV and there was this bullshit show about how the founding fathers actually meant us all to be White, Anglo-Saxon and Protestant (but not mainline Protestant, EVANGELICAL). Here's some wisdom from one of those founding fathers.

VIRGINIA STATUTE FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM

[Sec. 1] Whereas Almighty God hath created the mind free; that all attempts to influence it by temporal punishments or burthens, or by civil incapacitations, tend only to beget habits of hypocrisy and meanness, and are a departure from the plan of the Holy author of our religion, who being Lord both of body and mind, yet chose not to propagate it by coercions on either, as it was in his Almighty power to do; that the impious presumption of legislators and rulers, civil as well as ecclesiastical, who being themselves but fallible and uninspired men, have assumed dominion over the faith of others, setting up their own opinions and modes of thinking as the only true and infallible, and as such endeavouring to impose them on others, hath established and maintained false religions over the greatest part of the world, and through all time; that to compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves, is sinful and tyrannical; that even the forcing him to support this or that teacher of his own religious persuasion, is depriving him of the comfortable liberty of giving his contributions to the particular pastor, whose morals he would make his pattern, and whose powers he feels most persuasive to righteousness, and is withdrawing from the ministry those temporary rewards, which proceeding from an approbation of their personal conduct, are an additional incitement to earnest and unremitting labours for the instruction of mankind; that our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions, any more than our opinions in physics or geometry; that therefore the proscribing any citizen as unworthy the public confidence by laying upon him an incapacity of being called to offices of trust and emolument, unless he profess or renounce this or that religious opinion, is depriving him injuriously of those privileges and advantages to which in common with his fellow-citizens he has a natural right; that it tends only to corrupt the principles of that religion it is meant to encourage, by bribing with a monopoly of worldly honours and emoluments, those who will externally profess and conform to it; that though indeed these are criminal who do not withstand such temptation, yet neither are those innocent who lay the bait in their way; that to suffer the civil magistrate to intrude his powers into the field of opinion, and to restrain the profession or propagation of principles on supposition of their ill tendency, is a dangerous fallacy, which at once destroys all religious liberty, because he being of course judge of that tendency will make his opinions the rule of judgment, and approve or condemn the sentiments of others only as they shall square with or differ from his own; that it is time enough for the rightful purposes of civil government, for its officers to interfere when principles break out into overt acts against peace and good order; and finally, that truth is great and will prevail if left to herself, that she is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict, unless by human interposition disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate, errors ceasing to be dangerous when it is permitted freely to contradict them:

[Sec. 2] Be it enacted by the General Assembly, That no man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoever, nor shall be enforced, restrained, molested, or burthened in his body or goods, nor shall otherwise suffer on account of his religious opinions or belief; but that all men shall be free to profess, and by argument to maintain, their opinion in matters of religion, and that the same shall in no wise diminish enlarge, or affect their civil capacities.

[Sec. 3] And though we well know that this assembly elected by the people for the ordinary purposes of legislation only, have no power to restrain the acts of succeeding assemblies, constituted with powers equal to our own, and that therefore to declare this act to be irrevocable would be of no effect in law; yet we are free to declare, and do declare, that the rights hereby asserted are of the natural rights of mankind, and that if any act shall be hereafter passed to repeal the present, or to narrow its operation, such act shall be an infringement of natural right.

9:43AM - Well, well, well....

Usually the 4th is a suck ass holiday for me. Just seems to be bad luck, but I woke up to the news of Jesse Helms' death and that was good. Unfortunately, you cut the head off one and another appears. The thing about Helms was that he was the last of the old order that had no shame in being a hateful asshole in public. Wait, I take that back. Don Imus is still alive. Whatever.

Today I am hanging out with B&A and baby J. B is making some pulled pork and we are going to sit on our asses and drink. This is the American way folks. Eat a lot of food and drink horrible beer. One of my former Korean students invited me to a party, but I don't feel like going. One of the other students has developed a crush on me and I do not feel like having a discussion about no I can't date you right now. Plus it will ruin our friendship. My shrink says I shouldn't be even trying to date because I have no idea where the fuck my head is. Also, I still love Xavier and there is currently no room in my heart for any other.

One of the party activities is playing board games and it is difficult for me to be made to do such an activity for any length of time. Usually the only people I play board games with are B&A and my sistwhore.

Eight years ago, when Xavier and I were really boyfriend and girlfriend and he did not have a traumatic brain injury, we spent the 4th with B&A. We played boys against girls Trivial Pursuit. This is a bad idea because me and A will wipe the floor with your asses at Trivial Pursuit. We are fucking unstoppable at trivia. The only thing B can own is Pop Culture. Anyway, A and I were beating Xavier and B like gongs. Then I got a question wrong and A was drunk and she hit me really hard in the shoulder (my sister does that shit to me too. I fucking hate being popped in the shoulder). So after we fucking won, I went on hiatus from board games until A could prove she wouldn't be an abusive partner. I was in kind of a shitty mood that day anyway because Xavier and B were being total 13 year olds and Xavier had kicked a ground bloom under my long skirt (by accident). I jumped just in time, but I was HOT. Oh man. I wanted to strangle him that day.

Speaking of Xavier, he's doing really well. He's out of Craig Hospital and in one of their transitional facilities learning how to do laundry, talk and eat better and make soup. His stepmom sent me some pictures and a wordy update. I keep looking of the pictures of him standing up and marveling. He's walking now and doesn't need his wheelchair. I can't wait until he's allowed to use the phone. He can't now because he doesn't have impulse control. He'd end up calling my old number in Korea or ringing up A at 3 in the morning. I've been missing him pretty badly in the last few days. I think I'm going to get in the shower and have a boo-hoo and get it out of my system before I go to B&A's.

Here is a MeMe because I still can't be bothered to get my fat ass in the shower yet.

"You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE? Since when are they dating HIM/HER? since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you *should* already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy mine below, erase my answers putting yours in their place then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration! One-word answers seldom help anyone out."

1. First Name: Pilar. It means pillar, but you should pronounce it Pee-lar.

2. Age: 210 in dog years. I felt like that too when I woke up this morning. I insulted my back by trying to start the lawnmower last night. I never did get the goddamn thing started because I am weak.

3. Location: The Hood, Portland, Oregon, US Fucking A.

4. Occupation: I am a judicial clerk at the Federal Rust Bureau. I organize all kinds of shit for two judges (Judge Methuselah and Judge Awesome). I don't blog about work very often because it's highly confidential and crashingly boring. I didn't dream of becoming a federal employee when I was a little girl, but it's a job that keeps me busy all day long, has excellent benefits and security and most importantly, doesn't wear me out so much I can't have a real life.

5. Partner: I am deeply retarded for a boy who fell down the stairs and bonked his noggin. We were an item 8 years ago and friends mostly ever since. He moved to Portland last year at this time and I was secretly very excited. According to reports I've received since the fall, he felt the same way. Because Xavier and I are deeply emotionally retarded, we never voiced our feelings. Look where that got us. He's in Colorado Springs healing his head and I am here healing my heart. I have no idea what will happen next and brain injuries are such that no one, not even doctors, can hazard a guess as to what will happen next.

6. Kids: None. A couple weeks ago, I got to have a fun conversation with my new vagina doctor about how my ovarian time is running out and how it will be difficult to get knocked up, have I ever considered adoption?

7. brothers/sisters: I have one sistwhore. Her name is enemacruz and she lives in New Orleans. She sucks and is a dumbhead.

8. Pets: Clydee, the family collie. Clydeface Dog lives with my aunt and uncle, who took my broken ass in when my mom died (10 years ago). My roommate has two dogs named Roscoe and Dozer. They are pit bulls and sweet babies. Roscoe is my favorite. I call them my roomdogs.

9. List the 3-5 best things going on in your life:
- Fixing my head so that when Xavier comes back to Portland I will have the intestinal fortitude to help him out, should he desire such a thing. Plus I needed to be fixing my head anyway because I was not being very nice to myself.
- Xavier, Xavier, Xavier.
- Losing a bit of weight.
- Teaching private Korean lessons to business people.
- Typing in my blog.

10. Where and for what did you go to school?: I have a BA in History. I focused on WWII Germany and what people on the German homefront were doing (being Nazis, fucking for the Reich, etc.). Lately I've been trying to find shit to read on the confucian kingship in Korea.

11: Parents? My mommy died of cancer when I was 21. It was liver cancer and no she did not drink (that's daddy!) so don't ask. Dad is alive and no longer drinks. I call him Pedro. I hated Pedro until a while after mom died. Now he is cool and mostly doesn't annoy the shit out of me. He is a traffic court judge and if you cannot afford an attorney in the small shitty town in Southern Oregon of my birth, he will be provided for you. Here is one of his clients. I'll let you guess what he got popped for. Pedro instructed me to purchase him some sunglasses since he is now defending celebrities. He can buy his own damn glasses because he is a rich lawyer. I can only provide counsel as to which glasses to buy. Besides, I think he should stick with his aviators because he's been rocking them since the 70s. Why mess with success?

12: Who are some of your closest friends? Enema, B&A, Ro-Dawg & her mom and Schneids (a chick from work)

4:23PM - Ha!

6:02PM

How do they figure this shit out?

Fuck it. Who cares.

12:27AM

Someday I will post something of substance. That day is not today.

How do you deal with under boob sweat? I can't take these goddamn crescent moons on my shirts anymore!